*This was a posted by a young girl notorious for posting things in this typing fashion (and fake/stupid crap), not sure if I posted this from myspace already, chow if you must*

-Glancing over it, yuck. Methinks this girl needs to go back to school and learn to write in English. I'll try to tear this thing down piece by piece.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot.

-tell anyone who calls you "hot" to take a hike. And remember, "beautiful" is just a more pc way of saying "hot" so it's not all that much of a compliment coming from some hormonal drip. Be wary if he calls you "beautiful" unless you are already close.

TO EVERY GiRl THAT WOUlD SPEND HER WHOlE DAY JS TO FiND THAT PERFECT PRESENT FOR YOU..

-Stop obsessing, it's creepy!

TO EVERY GiRl THAT GETS HER HEART BROKEN BC HE CHOSE THAT BiTCH iNSTEAD OF YOU..

-Get over it and move on. Was she such a b**** before the guy you wanted got interested in her? Probably not, so, who is the b****, then, huh?. Is he worth all that fussing if he's not even interested in you? Let go.

TO EVERY GiRl THAT WOUlD DiE TO HAVE A DECENT BOYFRiEND..

-Get a life, get a hobby, get out more often, find something other than boys to spend your time on. It won't kill you not to have a boyfriend and if you're this desperate, you're probably far too clingy, and you need to get yourself together so you won't go to pieces every time a relationship doesn't pan out.

To every girl who would just like once to be treated like a princess.

-You're not a princess, so dry up and act in a way that will get you respect for the person you are. I never did understand girls and women with this fantasy.

TO EVERY GiRl THAT CRiES AT NiGHT BC OF YET ANOTHER HEARTBREAK..

-When are you ever gonna learn to quit falling for every chump that comes along and whispers sweet nothings to you?

To every girl that WONT get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

-Way to go! That kind of guy is nothing but trash and it would be better if he got himself caught in a pool drain, that might fix him for a while.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

-Get a back-scratcher.

TO EVERY GiRl THAT KiSSES HiM WiTH MEANiNG

-Don't rush it.

TO EVERY GiRl THAT JS WiSHES THAT HE CARED MORE..

-Stop pining, you won't change him. Accept it or move on to another guy who's the more caring type. Better still, do something about your own issues and self image so you won't be so crushed when the next one acts not caring enough for you.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

-Argh! Please - the age of chivalry is long since over! Quit with the poor little damsel in distress thing and get your own darn jacket! For goodness sake, have enough sense to dress appropriately for the weather!

TO EVERY GiRl WHO WANTS HiM TO CAll..

-It's not the end of the world if he doesn't.

TO EVERY GiRl THAT liES AWAKE AT NiGHT THiNKiNG ABOUT HiM..

-Find something to do until you fall asleep.

TO EVERY GiRl THAT JS WANTS TO CUDDlE..

-Buy yourself a teddybear or get a pet.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

-Let's see...You could wait until you know him well enough to be married and by then you should be past the heart throb stage and into the secure, mutual love a relationship is supposed to be, and not have that problem. Or else you could slip something in his sherry so that he's too zoned out to do anything but sleep when he crawls in with you, or you could Forget the guy and get a pet.

TO EVERY GiRl THAT iS SCARED TO PUT HER HEART OUT THERE AGAiN BC SHE HAS BEEN HURT TOO MANY TiMES..OR SO BADlY..

-Smart move, don't jump into the fire until you're sure you're ready to handle the risks.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

-Don't sweat it, you're not supposed to expect anything in return anyway - that attitude is the cause of so much of the grief in relationships.

TO EVERY GiRl THAT THOUGHT THAT MAYBE THiS COUlD BE THE ONE..

-That's the way the cookie crumbled. Oh well, pick yourself up and carry on.

To every girl that believes in her dreams.

-Follow them within reason.

To every girl that would do anything so she could achieve those dreams.

-That could be amazing, or absolutely disastrous, depending on what they are.

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesnt think it is funny.

-You're either two-faced or an idiot or have some other issues and I don't want to know you.

TO EVERY GiRl THAT iS lOOKiNG FOR THAT ONE & ONlY, BUT iS HAViNG A ROUGH TiME ON THE WAY..

-That's life. Get used to it. Either you'll find him eventually or you won't. Not the end of the world either way.

TO EVERY GiRl THAT HAS BEEN CHEATED ON BC SHE iS NOT A SlUT THAT GiVES iT UP TO JS ANY GUY..

-If the guy cheats on you because you won't sleep with him, he's just an over-sexed jerk not worth as much as a glance let alone being cried over. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

To every girl that doesnt want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

-Good for you.

TO EVERY GiRl WHO WANTS WORDS BACKED UP WiTH ACTiONS..

-Good for you, but remember to practice what you preach.

TO EVERY GiRl WHO FEll FOR HiS liES..ONlY TO BE AlONE iN THE END..

You have to work through it and carry on just like the millions of others out there in the same situation.

TO EVERY GiRl THAT GAVE HER HEART AWAY JS TO HAVE iT SHOVED BACK iN HER FACE..

-You're better off without him anyway, work it through, carry on, and forget him.

*If you are a nice girl repost this as: "To every girl."

-What the!? So, if I don't repost this self-pitying piece of bilge as is, that means I'm not a nice girl? Gee, somebody's sure confusing extreme high-maintenance with niceness. I call that scary!

*If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl."

-Huh? Why would a guy want a girl on the rebound with tons of baggage and such a "Take care of poor little me, I'm your one and only princess!" attitude? If I was a guy, I'd run the other way!

*If your a guy thats taken write "I have this girl."

-And insult the girl you're taken with by implying she is this needy, clingy, pathetic sap? I don't think so! Insult yourself as well, because the girl in this thing is still looking for Mr. Right for the most part and you're not him? Not!

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