From: somebody who never sends email unless it's a chain letter!
To:
Subject: Fw: The Road
Date: November 9, 2006 9:28 PM

From: i_gobeli

-Who?

To: undisclosed-recipients@prod.shaw.ca

-Did this clown just mass-email a whole domain with this stupid chain letter!?

Subject: The Road

The Road ......

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;

-One who really is a friend who actually cares enough about you to take the time to write you a note, and has the consideration not to send fake canned friendship fwds!

Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.

-And that would be someone who doesn't pass on chain mail. This superficial fwd sure doesn't do it for me!

This is Forever Friendship. This is the sacred RED ROSE.

-If this canned message is your idea of forever friendship, I'll just delete it! See, it's that easy to obliterate a "forever friendship" And what's this about a rose, I thought it was a "road" Oh well, rose, road, either way, it's chain mail. If you had any idea how many times this thing has been passed around, you wouldn't think it's so "sacred".

You MUST pass this rose on to at least 5 people within the hour of receiving this rose. After you do, make a wish. If you have passed it on, your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly. If not your life will stay the same as it has always been. Just be nice & pass it on....May we all be loved so much.

-and babies come from bombs! No, you won't get better luck and/or love by passing on this stinky road--I mean, rose, it has no power to change your life with in an hour or any other way, except to annoy anyone you send it to, unless they're as naive as you are!

Friend if I don't get this back I can take a hint! How many people actually have 8 true friends? Hardly anyone I know! But some of us have all right friends and good friends!!!

-Get over it. That's normal, genius! You can't expect to have everybody as your own personal true blue friend! And you certainly won't make any by passing on this dumb crap!

Send this to 8 people or more and if this is sent back to you then you know that you are a true friend..

-No, you just know there are idiots in your addressbook and everybody you sent this to also knows you're an idiot, unless they are one along with you!

You don't have to send it back to me...I know I am loved...lol

-Don't kid yourself. My feelings for you after you sent me this fake friendship email, when you couldn't be bothered to send a personally written note, when you actually fell for this stupid scam yet again and thought I would be fool enough to as well, I really don't want anything more to do with you, you have lost a potential friend, congratulate yourself!


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