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Subject: Men are like............... (Hope i won't regret posting this lol)

1. Men are like .......Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.

-Uhm, that's true of humans as a species.

2. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

-True for any human being.

3. Men are like .......Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

-Uhm no, I don't need one, and I know why.

4. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

-Actually chocolate bars usually go from hand to mouth, and I haven't met many men I'd call smooth and sweet.

5. Men are like Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

-Golly, I've known monumental liars from both genders.

6. Men are like ........Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

-Like the women who wear hipsters that look as if they'll fall off, or tank tops with all but their boobs and even some of them showing, right.

7. Men are like ........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

-I know at least two women who not only take too long to mature, they're simply hopeless and never will.

8. Men are like .......Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

-That's about the most accurate this has been yet.

9. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

-Erh, Uhm, whatever.

10. Men are like Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

-Uhm..Erh - well, TMI, dunno, don't care.

11. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

--Actually my lava lamp is quite bright if you're standing close enough and I've known bright and not so bright people coming in either gender.

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