Oh, my heart just bleeds for this girl...NOT!

--Start of whine--

I'm sorry

That I'm not enough of a slut
to sleep with you on a first date

I'm sorry

That my boobs aren't big enough
to "satisfy" your needs

I'm sorry

that I'm not anorexic
and skinny enough for you to see my ribs

I'm sorry

That I'm not pretty enough
to be "your girl"

I'm sorry

That I'm not a Playboy model
so I can't act like a porn star for you

I'm sorry

I don't have a dream body
that turns you on

But most of all

I'm sorry

That you can't accept me
for who I am

If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry"

If You're one of the few guys with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I appreciate you

--End of whine--

The whole thing could've been summed up as "I'm sorry you're such a jerk." Anyone can "act like a porn star" whether they're a playboy model or not. Also, isn't that last statement about being accepted just a bit unnecessary, considering all the things she snivels about in the above?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not sorry for the guy, I just think if this girl had any backbone she wouldn't waste her time pining over someone like that in the first place. Besides, it seems to me she's the one obsessed with appearance and is terribly insecure, especially since she, like many of these frighteningly insecure sad rejected girls in these glurges, is determined to judge all other guys as shallow-minded jerks just because one guy didn't return her advances - for whatever reason. She might've even made up the idea that she's rejected because of her looks and simply can't stand the fact that maybe there is no reason they didn't work out other than they just weren't meant to.

"If You're one of the few guys with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I appreciate you"

- Look at her, for all her whining about the guy and his obsessions, it's obvious what she's obsessed with, maybe his "balls" weren't big enough for her?

Here's a different treatment of the "I'm Sorry" showing how to give a jerk a rough sendoff. If you want to wound his pride, don't moan on about how he was such a meannie to you and how hurt you are. If he really is a jerk, he's not going to care anyway. However, it might rattle him to know he's no prized catch himself.

I'm sorry

That your two heads got confused.

I'm sorry

That I'm too busy with my own life to give a crap about "satisfying" your bust-lusts

I'm sorry

that you're not a galaxy away and I might risk the chance of seeing your ugly mug at my door again.

I'm sorry

That I'm far too smart to be "your girl"

I'm sorry

That I broke your butt-ugly model car and can't fix it for you.

I'm sorry

I don't have a dream that includes you, since you don't turn me on.

But most of all

I'm sorry

That you're not a man, just a huge waste of time.

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