From: Some idiot
Subject: Fw:

Note: Forwarded message attached

-Open attachment

-More headers and forwarded note attachments about four or five times of this crap

-----Original Message-----

-tons and tons of more blank space

-All that for this silly phrase from someone who got it from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of someone I don't even know - golly gee, thanks a bunch! Soooo nice to know people can't even write their own buddy wishes and think some junky chain mail is so vitally important to clog up the internet and mailing lists with!

-More and more, and more blank lines!

Forward to all your friends, including me,.

-Why do you want the same damn thing back from everybody you passed it on to? What's wrong with these people passing on dumb chains that tell you to not only spam your friends but send more copies to the people who were stupid enough to forward them in the first place!? Can you say "total waste of bandwidth, server crashes and huge, huge annoyance"?

And don't tell me you're too busy for this.

-Too busy? No. But I'm not too busy to actually write my own email instead. Too busy to 'do this' no...too smart to send chain mail, yes!

Don't you know the phrase "stop and smell the flowers"?

The way I remember that little cliche it's "Stop and smell the roses" Well, I have news for you, this rose stinks to high heaven!

Here's another saying that people should start taking to heart. "Stop and smell the coffee" chain mail is spam, it is not friendship!

See how many "bouquets" you end up with!

-And do that by sending your own email, not this fake friendship spam that you didn't even write. Only fools send and appreciate chain mail, maybe because they actually believe their friends wrote it or that it can magically give you bouquets, but some of us are sick of getting stupidity that you didn't even take the time to write, "Wow, all my friends will know I thought of them just by hitting the forward button, I'm so thoughtful!" Uh, no! Not only that, but just because you fell for this friendship chain and did what the originator wanted you to do, which was pass it on, doesn't mean I appreciate it or that I'm stupid enough to pass it along and send you another copy of the blasted thing! And there's no such thing as "Happy Buddies Day" Happy National Friendship Week" "National Girl/Boyfriend Week/Day" "Happy Pals Day" "Happy Hugs Day" "Happy Woman/Man Week/Month" That's just garbage made up by chain mail originators, and by gosh, people fall for this crap every time!

-Don't forward this kind of junk on to your friends when it takes only a few more moments to actually write them a personal "I'm thinking of you" note that honestly comes from you and not some friend of a friend of a friend of a friend, and isn't something that's already circulating all over the net by even more friends of friends of friends who believe they are doing something great by hitting the forward button!

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