Bad Feelings
Putting a different light on another fluffy, feel-good chain letter.
Subject: FW: Bad Feelings
Please make sure you don't forward this back to me -- you'll see why at the
end! Think about them one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one.........
IT DOES not MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, especially the thought at the
end. Please remember that thought -the next time you get a compulsion to send on some superficial fluffy friendship forward that's been everywhere and that you did n't write yourself.
1. Falling in love - and then getting cheated on.
2. Crying so hard your face hurts.
3. An ice cold shower.
4. No end to lines at the supermarket
5. An especially unfriendly glare.
6. Getting junk mail from people who are supposed to be your friends!
7. Taking a drive on a pretty bad road that leads to a dead end.
8. Hearing your least favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed with a cold wind and rain coming in through an open window waking you up.
10. Wet towels.
11. Finding the sweater you want - is gone.
12. Chocolate milkshake - made with soy.
13. A long distance phone call - from a scammer.
14. A bubble bath - and the phone ringing out of reach.
15. Weeping.
16. A boring or heated conversation.
17. Frostbite.
18. Finding a hole in your coat pocket.
19. Getting annoyed at yourself.
20. Midnight phone calls - that get you out of bed and they are wrong numbers or pranks.
21. Running through sprinklers - and getting a chill.
22. Crying for absolutely no reason at all.
23. Having someone tell you that you're in need of a makeover.
24. Groaning at an inside joke.
25. Enemies.
26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something bad about you.
27. Waking up and realizing you overslept.
28. Getting kissed by someone you can't stand.
29. Making new enemies or avoiding old ones.
30. Playing with a new puppy - that gets sick and dies.
31. Having someone play with your hair - and messing it up when you wanted it
looking just so.
32. Nightmares.
33. Hot plastic.
34. Road trips - with people that shouldn't travel together.
35. Falling off swings - and hurting yourself.
36. Unwrapping presents under the Christmas tree - but getting nothing you want.
37. Finding out someone must have borrowed your cds without asking or telling
you.
38. Going to a really lousy concert...
39. Making eye contact with a cute stranger - who looks away.
40. Losing a really competitive game.
41. Making chocolate chip cookies - that burn or just turn out hard as rocks.
42. Having your friends send you homemade cookies - that you don't like.
43. Spending time with people - you don't like.
44. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter - from your enemies.
45. Holding hands with someone you care about - only to see them holding hands
with somebody else later.
46. Running into an old friend - and realizing that some things (good or bad)
have gotten 10 times worse.
47. Getting scared and sick on carnival rides.
48. Opening a present (or chain letter email forward) from a friend who thinks
you'll like it but you really hate it.
49. Watching the sun - go behind the clouds.
50. Getting into bed every night - and being glad the day's finally over.
51. Chain letter forwards!
52. All your friends ever send you is chain mail.
53. Embarrassment at your friends being gullible enough to send you something that promises good fortune if you pass it along.
Don't PASS ON THESE NATURAL lows TO AT LEAST 7 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT HALF HOUR
AND SOMETHING good and horrible WILL not HAPPEN TO YOU IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS. Be sure not
to send it back to the person who sent it to you!
-Fake friendship forwards can make real friends disappear.
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